Oh, the things she's been saying. I can't get enough of the funny things that come out of this girl's mouth! Here are just a few:
~ At the grocery store, we run into an old co-worker of mine. We exchange greetings & she turns to Maya to inquire about how she's doing. Maya responds to her "Hi Maya, how are you doing?" with "I wipe my own butt when I go poop now." That conversation went south really quick!
~ In the bathroom at Sam's Club, Maya tells me that she'd like to flush the potty all by herself. I oblige, only the toilet was automatic and flushed before she could get to it. I say "Wow Maya, this potty knew we needed to flush, so it just did it for us." Maya turns to face the toilet and replies with a sincere "Thank you, Potty." (as I hear snickers from the next stall)
~ In the bathroom at the campground, Maya sees a spider crawling on the floor. Maya says, "Look Mom, an Old Lady." I say, "No, that's a Daddy Long Leg." Not sure where that one came from!
~ "I can't wait to go camper-ing with Grammy and Papa"
~ Maya ate some roasted marshmallows while sitting around our campfire this past weekend. There was more marshmallow on her face and hands than she ate, I'm sure. We told her that we were going to have one of the dogs in the campground lick her clean......and she WANTED us to find one for her. Any people that walked by, she would perk up and say "Maybe they have a doggy," in hopes that some little dog would come clean her up. We opted to use a washcloth instead of dog saliva :) Maya was totally bummed.
To be continued, I'm sure........
