The following is a list of all the items that have officially been "baptized" in my whirlpool tub thanks to Jude:
Maya's Barbie (fully clothed)
A Comb
A Squirt Bottle
A Bathroom Rug
Aaron's Boxer Shorts
Aaron's Contact (in the package)
An Empty Contact Box
A Plastic Measuring Cup
A Spare Part to my Blowdryer
A Bath Towel
Blue Dog (Jude's Comfort Object)
Jude's Brush
Jude's Toothbrush
A Spoon
A Hand Towel
Attempted: The Toy Vacuum (too heavy), The Bathroom Rug AGAIN (Mom was too fast)
As I look at this list, I can only wonder what will be next. Inevitably, something is bound to get ruined around here really soon. Hopefully I can get one step ahead of him because obviously, I've failed thus far.
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